英语搞笑谚语
1、人家夸，一朵花；自己夸，人笑话。
People praise, a flower; they praise, people laugh.
2、好汉做事干到底，好马登程跑到头。
A good man does everything to the end, and a good horse runs to the end.
3、一根筷子容易折，十根筷子硬如铁。
One chopstick folds easily, ten chopsticks are as hard as iron.
4、十年窗下无人问，一举成名天下知。
No one asked under the window for ten years, and it became famous all over the world.
5、勤是摇钱树，俭是聚宝盆。
Diligence is a cash cow, and thrift is a treasure trough.
6、擒龙要下海，打虎要上山。
Catching dragons is to go to sea and fighting tigers is to go up the hill.
7、自己做错不算数，别人做错打**。
It doesn't matter what you do wrong, others do wrong spanking.
8、一千个嘴把式，顶不上一个手把式。
A thousand mouthholds, not one handleholds.
9、人到四十五，正是出山虎。
When people reach 45, it is the mountain tiger.
10、受恩深处宜先退，得意浓时便可休。
It is better to retreat from the depths of gratitude, and then rest when you are proud.
11、再甜的甘蔗不如糖，再亲的婶子不如娘。
Sugar is not as sweet as sugar, and aunt is not as sweet as mother.
12、门前有马非为富，家中有人不算穷。
There are horses in front of the door who are not rich, and some in the family who are not poor.
13、好铁要经三回炉，好书要经百回读。
Good iron goes through three hearths and good books go through a hundred.
14、人强人欺病，人弱病欺人。
A strong man deceives a sick man, a weak man deceives a sick man.
15、姑舅亲，辈辈亲，打断骨头连着筋。
Uncles and relatives, from generation to generation, broke the bones and tendons.
16、为人不做亏心事，半夜敲门心不惊。
Don't be afraid to knock at the door in the middle of the night.
17、娘想儿，长江水，儿想娘，哭一场。
Niang wants to cry, Yangtze River, Niang wants to cry.
18、一举首登龙虎榜，十年身到风凰池。
First place on the list of dragons and tigers, ten years to Fenghuangchi.
19、阿大穿新，阿二穿旧，阿三穿补，要四穿破。
A Da wears new clothes, A Er wears old clothes, A San wears mending clothes, four wears broken.
20、狐狸总要露尾巴，毒蛇总要吐舌头。
A fox always shows its tail and a snake always spits its tongue.
21、四川太阳云南风，贵州落雨如过冬。
Sichuan sun Yunnan wind, Guizhou rain like winter.
22、小时不教成浑虫，长大不学成懒龙。
If you don't teach a worm in an hour, if you grow up, you don't learn to be a lazy dragon.
23、人活七十稀，请教不为低。
Seventy people live a sparse life.
24、人爱富的，狗咬穷的。
People love the rich, but dogs bite the poor.
25、桃花要趁东风开，幸福要靠劳动来。
Peach blossoms blossom in the East wind, and happiness depends on labor.
26、皮里生的皮里热，皮里不生冷似铁。
The skin is hot, but not cold as iron.
27、泥人经不起雨淋，假话经不起对证。
The clay man can't stand the rain and the falsehood can't stand the proof.
28、秦岭山脉一条线，南吃大米北吃面。
There is a line in the Qinling Mountains, where rice is eaten in the South and noodles in the north.
29、穷家难舍，熟地难离。
Poor families are inseparable from familiarity.
30、逢着瞎子不谈光，逢着癞子不谈疮。
Whenever blind people talk about light, whenever sick people don't talk about sores.
31、人各有心，物各有主。
Every man has his own heart and every thing has its own.
32、留得五湖明月在，不愁无处下金钩。
Keep the bright moon in the lakes, there is no place to worry about the golden hook.
33、大狗爬墙，小狗看样。
The big dog climbs the wall, the little dog looks like it.
34、根深不怕风摇动，树正何愁影子斜。
Deep roots do not fear the wind to shake, the tree is why sad shadow oblique.
35、拳不离手，曲不离口。
Fist does not leave the hand, song does not leave the mouth.
36、人不亏地皮，地不亏肚皮。
No man loses his skin, no man loses his belly.
37、人怕饿，地怕荒。
People are afraid of hunger, but people are afraid of famine.
38、人多出韩信，智多出孔明。
More people than Han Xin, more wisdom than Kong Ming.
39、留得五湖明月在，不怕没处下金钩。
Leave five lakes bright moon in, not afraid of no place to lay golden hook.
40、不怕虎狼当面坐，只怕人前两面刀。
They are not afraid of sitting face to face with tigers and wolves, but of knives on both sides.
41、枯木逢春犹再发，人无两度再少年。
Dead trees return in spring, and no one is ever young again.
42、一等二靠三落空，一感二干三成功。
First class, second class and third class fail, and second class succeeds.
43、人前若爱争长短，人后必然说是非。
If a man loves to contend for his merits, he will say yes or no later.
44、人在福中不知福，船在水中不知流。
A man knows no happiness in happiness, but a ship knows no flow in water.
45、人合心，马合套。
People fit in, horses fit in.
46、杂草铲除要趁早，孩儿教育要从小。
Weeds should be eradicated as early as possible and children should be educated from an early age.
47、爸爸虽然是秃子，儿子仍然喊爸爸。
Although his father is bald, his son still calls for his father.
48、爱吹牛的人，嘴边冒着青烟。
A boaster has smoke on his lips.
49、人急投亲，鸟急投林。
People rush to relatives, birds rush to forests.
50、经常用的钥匙，总是闪闪的；潺潺淌的泉水，总是清亮亮的。
The keys that are often used are always shining; the bubbling springs are always bright.
