搞笑谚语大全大纲
1、人不在大小，马不在高低。
People are not big, horses are not high or low.
2、灰里芝麻泥里豆，菜籽田里摸泥鳅。
Sesame mud in ash, beans in rapeseed field, loach.
3、公鸡打架头对头，夫妻吵嘴不记仇。
Cocks fight head-to-head, husbands and wives quarrel without revenge.
4、禾苗不认爹和娘，耕作到家多打粮。
The seedlings do not recognize their father and mother. They farm at home and get more grain.
5、人老眼昏，鹰老爪钝。
Old people are dizzy, eagles have blunt claws.
6、糊涂虫不知聪明的可贵，健康不知患病的痛苦。
Muddleworms do not know the value of intelligence, health does not know the pain of illness.
7、不要看公羊叫得厉害，要看他过河的本领。
Don't look at the ram barking badly, but at his ability to cross the river.
8、人不缺地的工，地不缺人的粮。
No man lacks land for his work and no man's food for his land.
9、长木匠，短铁匠，不长不短是裁缝。
Long carpenters, short blacksmiths, tailors.
10、一个鸡蛋吃不饱，一身臭名背到老。
An egg is not enough to eat, and it's notorious all the time.
11、说空话的人有一个甜蜜的舌头，实干的人有一双勤劳的手。
The empty talker has a sweet tongue, and the doer has a pair of industrious hands.
12、香花不一定好看，会说不一定能干。
Fragrant flowers are not necessarily good-looking, they may not be competent.
13、人心不足蛇呑象，贪心不足吃月亮。
People's hearts are not enough for snakes and elephants, and greed is not enough for the moon.
14、人有恒心万事成，人无恒心万事崩。
All things come true with perseverance, but all things come to an end without perseverance.
15、人敬有的，狗咬丑的。
People respect, dogs bite ugly.
16、人不可貌相，海水不可斗量。
Man can't look, sea water can't be measured.
17、桃三杏四梨五年，葡萄两年就换钱。
Peaches, apricots and pears are five years old, and grapes change money in two years.
18、走路不怕上高山，撑船不怕过险滩。
Walking is not afraid of climbing mountains, and boating is not afraid of crossing dangerous beaches.
19、人多智谋广，柴多火焰高。
Many people are wise and wise, but many firewood have a high flame.
20、忠实的人，对人处处关心；虚伪的人，对人当面奉承。
Faithful people care about people everywhere; hypocritical people flatter people face to face.
21、有钱杀人不偿命，沒钱淘气也坐牢。
Money kills people for life, and money mischief goes to prison.
22、有爱情的生活是幸福的，为爱情而生活是愚蠢的。
Life with love is happy, life for love is foolish.
23、种菜老婆吃菜脚，做鞋老婆打赤脚。
The vegetable-growing wife eats food feet and the shoe-making wife barefoot.
24、人怕话多，活怕人做。
People are afraid to talk much, but they are afraid to do anything.
25、一天省下一两粮，十年要用仓来装。
Save one or two grains a day and store them in warehouses for ten years.
26、狗记路，猫记家，小孩只记**妈。
Dogs keep track, cats keep track of homes, and children only remember to eat wet nurses.
27、家人说话耳旁风，外人说话金字经。
Family members speak indifferently, while outsiders speak in golden scriptures.
28、内行看门道，外行看人行道。
The expert watches the doorway, the layman watches the sidewalk.
29、要吃辣子栽辣秧，要吃鲤鱼走长江。
To eat spicy seeds to grow spicy rice seedlings, to eat carp to walk along the Yangtze River.
30、人怕没脸，树怕没皮。
People are afraid of losing face and trees are afraid of losing bark.
31、人恶人怕天不怕，人善人欺天不欺。
The wicked are afraid of heaven, but the good deceive heaven.
32、不怕吃饭拣大碗，就怕干活爱偷懒。
Not afraid to eat and pick big bowls, but afraid to work lazy.
33、亲不过父母，近不过夫妻。
Parents are not close to parents, but couples.
34、入门休问荣枯事，观看容颜便得知。
When you get to the door, you will find out when you look at your face.
35、人怕信心齐，虎怕成群。
People fear confidence, tigers fear crowds.
36、有了千钱想万钱，当了皇帝想成仙。
Thoughts of thousands of money, when the emperor wants to become immortal.
37、只有上不去的天，没有过不去的山。
There are no mountains that can't be crossed except those that can't be crossed.
38、人勤病就懒，人懒病就勤。
People are lazy when they are sick and lazy when they are sick.
39、百世修来同船渡，千世修来共枕眠。
Bai Shixiu came to the same boat, and Qian Shixiu came to sleep together.
40、一家之计在于和，一生之计在于勤。
A family's plan lies in harmony and a lifetime's plan lies in diligence.
41、一年盼望一年好，汗衫补得象夹袄。
Looking forward to a good year, sweaters are like jackets.
42、人怕伤心，树怕剥皮。
People are afraid of sadness, and trees are afraid of peeling.
43、一时强弱在于力，万古胜负在于理。
For a moment strength lies in strength, and for all time success lies in reason.
44、光说不干，事事落空；又说又干，马到成功。
If you say nothing, everything falls short; if you say something and do it again, you will succeed.
45、龙游浅水遭虾戏，虎落平阳被犬欺。
Dragon swimming in shallow water was shrimp play, tiger falling in Pingyang was bullied by dog.
46、命里有时终需有，命里无时莫强求。
You will have it if it belongs to you,whereas you don't kvetch for it if it doesn't appear in your life.
47、狮舞三堂沒人看，讲话三遍沒人听。
No one watched the three lion dances and no one listened to the three speeches.
48、弟兄不和邻里欺，将相不和邻国欺。
If a brother does not deceive his neighbour, he will not deceive his neighbour.
