幽默的英语谚语
1、灰里芝麻泥里豆，菜籽田里摸泥鳅。
Sesame mud in ash, beans in rapeseed field, loach.
2、拳不离手，曲不离口。
Fist does not leave the hand, song does not leave the mouth.
3、勤是摇钱树，俭是聚宝盆。
Diligence is a cash cow, and thrift is a treasure trough.
4、秀才饿死不卖书，壮士穷途不卖剑。
Scholars die of hunger and do not sell books, but warriors do not sell swords.
5、一个鸡蛋吃不饱，一身臭名背到老。
An egg is not enough to eat, and it is notorious all the time.
6、人多智谋广，柴多火焰高。
Many people have great wisdom, but many firewood have high flame.
7、根深不怕风摇动，树正何愁影子斜。
Deep roots do not fear the wind to shake, the tree is why sad shadow oblique.
8、一天省下一两粮，十年要用仓来装。
Save one or two grains a day and store them in warehouses for ten years.
9、狮舞三堂沒人看，讲话三遍沒人听。
No one watched the three lion dances and no one listened to the three speeches.
10、留得五湖明月在，不怕没处下金钩。
Leave five lakes bright moon in, not afraid of no place to lay golden hook.
11、狐狸总要露尾巴，毒蛇总要吐舌头。
The fox always shows its tail and the snake always spits its tongue.
12、人哄地皮，地哄肚皮。
People coax the ground, the ground coax the belly.
13、屋里无灯望月出，身上无衣望天热。
There was no lamp in the house to watch the moon rise, and no clothes to watch the heat.
14、小时不教成浑虫，长大不学成懒龙。
If you don't teach a worm in an hour, if you grow up, you don't learn to be a lazy dragon.
15、只有上不去的天，没有过不去的山。
There are no mountains that can't be crossed.
16、穷家难舍，熟地难离。
Poor families are inseparable from familiarity.
17、种菜老婆吃菜脚，做鞋老婆打赤脚。
The vegetable-growing wife eats food feet and the shoe-making wife barefoot.
18、人怕伤心，树怕剥皮。
People are afraid of sadness, and trees are afraid of peeling.
19、人多出韩信，智多出孔明。
More people than Han Xin, more wisdom than Kong Ming.
20、人不在大小，马不在高低。
People are not big, horses are not high or low.
21、光说不干，事事落空；又说又干，马到成功。
If you say nothing, everything falls short; if you say something and do it again, you will succeed.
22、不怕吃饭拣大碗，就怕干活爱偷懒。
Not afraid to eat and pick big bowls, but afraid to work lazy.
23、不要看公羊叫得厉害，要看他过河的本领。
Don't look at the ram barking hard, but at his ability to cross the river.
24、门前有马非为富，家中有人不算穷。
There are horses in front of the door who are not rich, and some in the family who are not poor.
25、姑舅亲，辈辈亲，打断骨头连着筋。
Uncles and relatives, from generation to generation, broke the bones and tendons.
26、香花不一定好看，会说不一定能干。
Fragrant flowers are not necessarily good-looking, they may not be competent.
27、人到四十五，正是出山虎。
When people reach 45, it is the mountain tiger.
28、人家夸，一朵花；自己夸，人笑话。
People praise, a flower; they praise, people laugh.
29、命里有时终需有，命里无时莫强求。
You will have it if it belongs to you,whereas you don't kvetch for it if it doesn't appear in your life.
30、人恶人怕天不怕，人善人欺天不欺。
The wicked fear heaven, but the good deceive heaven.
31、秦岭山脉一条线，南吃大米北吃面。
There is a line in the Qinling Mountains, where rice is eaten in the South and noodles in the north.
32、人爱富的，狗咬穷的。
People love the rich, but dogs bite the poor.
33、内练一口气，外练一口屁。
Practice one breath inside and one ass outside.
34、要吃辣子栽辣秧，要吃鲤鱼走长江。
To eat spicy seeds to plant spicy rice seedlings, to eat carp to walk along the Yangtze River.
35、一举首登龙虎榜，十年身到风凰池。
First place on the list of dragons and tigers, ten years to Fenghuangchi.
36、杂草铲除要趁早，孩儿教育要从小。
Weeds should be eradicated as early as possible and children should be educated from an early age.
37、人怕信心齐，虎怕成群。
People fear confidence, tigers fear crowds.
38、桃花要趁东风开，幸福要靠劳动来。
Peach blossoms blossom in the East wind, and happiness depends on labor.
39、人敬有的，狗咬丑的。
People respect, dogs bite ugly.
40、天冷不冻织女手，荒年不饿勤耕人。
Weaver women are not frozen in cold weather, and hardworking people are not hungry in barren years.
41、有爱情的生活是幸福的，为爱情而生活是愚蠢的。
Life with love is happy, life for love is foolish.
42、四川太阳云南风，贵州落雨如过冬。
Sichuan sun Yunnan wind, Guizhou rain like winter.
43、枯木逢春犹再发，人无两度再少年。
The dead wood will return in spring, and no one will ever be a teenager again.
44、好汉做事干到底，好马登程跑到头。
A good man does everything to the end, and a good horse runs to the end.
45、狗记路，猫记家，小孩只记**妈。
Dogs keep track, cats keep track of homes, and children only remember to eat wet nurses.
46、亲不过父母，近不过夫妻。
Parents are not close to parents, but couples.
47、好铁要经三回炉，好书要经百回读。
Good iron goes through three hearths and good books go through a hundred.
48、不怕虎狼当面坐，只怕人前两面刀。
They are not afraid of sitting face to face with tigers and wolves, but of knives on both sides.
49、龙游浅水遭虾戏，虎落平阳被犬欺。
Dragon swimming in shallow water was shrimp play, tiger falling in Pingyang was bullied by dog.
50、人怕话多，活怕人做。
People are afraid to talk much, but they are afraid to do anything.
51、人活七十稀，请教不为低。
Seventy people live a sparse life.
52、人前若爱争长短，人后必然说是非。
If a man loves to contend for advantages and disadvantages before, he must say yes and no after.
53、人勤病就懒，人懒病就勤。
People are lazy when they are sick and lazy when they are sick.
54、人心不足蛇呑象，贪心不足吃月亮。
People's hearts are not enough for snakes and elephants, and greed is not enough for the moon.
55、人不可貌相，海水不可斗量。
Man can't look, sea water can't be measured.
56、十年窗下无人问，一举成名天下知。
No one asked under the window for ten years, and it became famous all over the world.
57、撒网要撒迎风网，开船要开顶风船。
To cast a net against the wind, to sail a ship against the wind.
58、说空话的人有一个甜蜜的舌头，实干的人有一双勤劳的手。
The empty talker has a sweet tongue, and the doer has a pair of industrious hands.
59、人合心，马合套。
People fit in, horses fit in.
