马克吐温幽默名言
1、远离那些企图让你丧失雄心的人吧。小人经常如此，而真正的伟人会让你觉得你也可以变得伟大。
Stay away from those who are trying to make you lose your ambition. Small people often do, and the real great man will make you feel that you can become great.
2、没有什么事物是比一个年纪轻轻的悲观主义者更可怜的了。
Nothing is more pathetic than an old pessimist.
3、当你发现你跟大多数人站同一立场时，你就该停下来仔细想想了。
When you find that you stand in the same position as most people, you should stop and think about it.
4、你解释越多，我越难理解。
The more you explain, the harder I understand.
5、皱纹应该只是微笑留下的印记。
Wrinkles should just leave a smile on the mark.
6、20年后，让你觉得更失望的不是你做过的事情，而是你没有做过的事情。所以，解开帆索，从安全的港湾里扬帆出行吧。乘着信风，去探索，去梦想，去发现！
20 years later, it's not the things you do that make you feel more disappointed, but the things that you don't do. So, to sail, sail away from the safe harbor. Take the trade winds, to explore, to dream, to find!
7、真实比虚构更古怪，因为虚构总受限于可能性，而真实不会。
Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction is always limited to possibilities, but not reality.
8、生活的成功需要两个因素：愚昧以及自信。
The success of life requires two factors: ignorance and confidence.
9、每个人都像月亮，有着从来不让任何人看见的黑暗面。
Every man is like the moon, with the dark side that never let anyone see.
10、越是禁止的事物越流行。
The more forbidden things the more popular.
11、最好闭上嘴，让别人只是觉得你可能是个笨蛋，而不是把张嘴说话，使他们完全确定。
Best to close your mouth and let someone else just think you might be a fool, not talk to your mouth so that they can be completely determined.
12、让自己高兴起来的最好办法就是设法让别人高兴起来。
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer someone else up.
13、真理还在穿鞋的时候，谎言就走遍了半个世界。
When the truth is putting on its shoes, lies halfway around the world.
14、我总是等机会错过了才发现我曾有过机会。
I was always waiting for the chance to find out I had a chance.
15、真正伟大的人让你产生你也能伟大起来的感觉。
Truly great people make you feel that you can be great.
16、一个人的性格可以到他交谈中使用的形容词中去了解。
A person's character can be used in his conversation to understand the adjective.
17、人类有一件真正有力的武器，那就是笑。
Human beings have a really powerful weapon, that is to laugh.
18、世界上主要有两类人。第一类人有所成就，第二类人号称自己有所成就。第一类人不如第二类人那么多。
There are two kinds of people in the world. The first kind of person has the achievement, the second kind of person claims to have the achievement. The first category is not as many as second types of people.
19、善良是聋子能听，瞎子能看的语言。
Kindness is the deaf can hear and the blind can see the language.
20、今天显然什么都有可能发生。
Apparently nothing could happen today.
21、勇气是对恐惧的抵抗和控制，而非恐惧的消失。
Courage is resistance to fear and control, not fear.
22、先是怕生，后才怕死。完全活过的人，随时都准备死。
The first is shy, after death. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
23、首先弄到事实，然后你就可以随心所欲地把他们扭曲。
Get the facts first, and then you can distort them as you like.
24、保持身体健康的唯一办法，就是吃点你不想吃的，喝点你不想喝的，以及做点你不愿做的事情。
The only way to keep healthy is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't want to drink, and do things you don't want to do.
25、别到处说世界亏欠了你。世界什么都不欠你的，你还没出生它就在这儿了。
Theworldowesyounothing. The world owes you nothing. You haven't been born yet.
26、当你的朋友开始恭维你看起来多么年轻时，这是个确凿的信号说明你已经开始老了。
When your friends begin to compliment you on how young you look, it's a solid sign that you're getting old.
27、如果你收养了一只饥饿的狗，并且让它过上了舒服的日子，它将不会咬你。这便是狗与人最主要的区别。
If you have adopted a hungry dog and let it live a comfortable life, it will not bite you. That's the main difference between a dog and a man.
28、取得进展的秘诀就是开始；开始的秘诀就是将令人窒息的复杂任务，细化成可操作的任务，然后开始做第一件。
The secret to making progress is to begin; the secret of the beginning is to refine the complicated tasks into actionable tasks, and then begin to do the first thing.
29、习惯就是习惯，谁也不能将其一下子扔出窗外，只能一步一步地引下楼。
Habit is habit, who couldn't be suddenly out of the window, but coaxed downstairs a step.
30、当真理还正在穿鞋的时候，谎言就能走遍半个世界。
When the truth is putting on its shoes, lie can travel halfway around the world.
31、人人都是月亮，都有决不让人知道的阴暗面。
Everyone is a moon, and never let anyone know the dark side of the moon.
32、如果我们能在80岁的时候出生，然后慢慢走向18岁，那生活将会幸福无比。
If we can be born at the age of 80, then slowly towards the age of 18, the life will be very happy.
33、善良是一种聋子能听见、盲人能看见的语言。
Kindness is a deaf can hear and the blind can see the language.
