最经典骂人英语句子
1、你要是鲜花，牛都不敢拉粪了。
If you flowers, cow couldn't pull the dung.
2、骚是个性吗？那我承认你很个性。
SAO is personality? I admit that your very individual character.
3、你的新欢，不照样是别人的破鞋。
Your new love, so not is a whore.
4、你要是长的不丑还真的挺漂亮的。
If you don't ugly also really pretty.
5、老娘变天鹅的时候，你还是个蛋呢。
The old niang become a swan, you or an egg?
6、你们家里没厕所吗，你来这里乱喷？
Your home no toilet, disorderly spray you been here?
7、你说吧，你是想死呢还是不想活了？
Are you, you want to die or don't want to live?
8、你真聪明，居然还知道自己是个人。
You're so smart, incredibly still know yourself as a person.
9、无性无爱假正经，有情有义真淫贼。
Sex without love prude, sentient beings have righteousness real rogue.
10、我们都很傻，可我是装傻，你是真傻。
We are all very silly, but I am a clown, you are really stupid.
11、凡我放不下的，必是因为我拥有不了的。
All that I can not let go, it is because I have too.
12、有娘养没爹教的杂种，没资格和我说话。
Hybrid haven't dad taught a bastard, can't talk to me.
13、你就是我泼出去的水，谁能装得了就装。
Who is I pour out the water, you can got it.
14、想必一定是人渣中的极品，禽兽中的禽兽。
Surely must be one of the best human scum, beast of a beast.
15、世上本没有帅哥、科技高了、自然便有了。
This not a handsome boy, high science and technology in the world, have naturally.
16、有多少爱可以乱来，有多少破鞋还在等待。
How many love can behave in such a way, how many a whore is still waiting for.
17、自从买了保险后，我过马路也不看红灯了。
Since bought insurance, I also don't see the red light to cross the road.
18、哟！这是谁裤裆门没拉，怎么把你漏出来啦！
Hey! Who is this crotch didn't pull door, how do you leak!
19、念了十几年书，想起来还是幼儿园比较好混。
Read the book more than ten years, think of and in kindergarten is better.
20、你还没有进化完全，长的象人真的难为你了。
You haven't evolved, long like a person really hard for you.
21、你的嘴脸像运动鞋，踩进去感觉就会很舒服！
You looks like sports shoes, stepping in to feel very comfortable!
22、你这个不要脸的东西，不对，你本来就没脸。
You this shameless things, no, you don't dare.
23、小孩，要表现得自己有素质最好要谦和明白么？
Children, to behave himself has the quality to humble understand best?
24、你信不信我一巴掌把你拍墙上，抠都抠不下来！
Your letter not letter I slap you take on the wall, dig couldn't dig down!
25、你连老娘的宫里都到不了，还想到老娘的心里？
You even can't get his mother's house, also think of the old niang heart?
26、如果有一天我下去了，记住、我会上来找你的。
If one day I go, remember, I will come up for you.
27、你一抬脚，我就看见了你的袜子，你穿的破鞋。
You a lift, I will see your socks, you wear a whore.
28、都说我人缘好，人缘再好过年也没人给我磕头。
All say me good fellowship, give me a good New Year's day is not popular kowtow.
29、哟！瞧你这王八小样儿，没看出来壳还挺硬啊！
Hey! Look this tortoise small kind son, you didn't see shell still pretty hard!
30、你的脸皮真薄，还差两页就赶上现代汉语词典。
Your face is really thin, return bad two pages will catch up with the modern Chinese dictionary.
31、这么多年谁一直照顾你啊？我很佩服他的胆量。
Over the years who always take care of you? I admire his courage.
32、我也是个女的，长这么大就没见过你这么犯贱的。
I am also a woman, so long big haven't seen you so bitchy.
33、你就认命吧！承认自己命贱又不是什么困难的事。
You're my fate! To admit his life base and is not difficult.
34、嫉妒归嫉妒，做人不要做狗，在背后诋毁有意思？
Envy to envy, be an upright person, don't be a dog in that undermines interesting?
35、真想把你插在花盆里，让你也知道什么是植物人。
Really want to put you in a flower pot, let you know what is in a vegetative state.
36、要注意身体你不属于你自己，属于所有肇事司机。
You must pay attention to the body does not belong to you, all belong to the driver.
37、你光着身子追我两公里我回一次头都算我是流氓！
You naked after me two kilometers a head counts me back I am rascal!
38、你可千万不能照镜子，尤其是晚上，会吓着自己。
You can never look in the mirror, especially at night, will frighten yourself.
39、我这人不懂音乐，所以时而不靠谱，时而不着调。
I this person does not understand music, so sometimes unreliable, sometimes not.
40、你的咪咪一个大一个小，你的**一个圆一个扁。
Your Mimi a big a small, your ass a round a flat.
41、要去医院吗？我带你去，是先去妇科还是精神科啊？
Want to go to the hospital? I take you to go to the department of gynaecology or psychiatrist?
42、我就不明白绳子太长就会打结，而你的舌头却不能？
I don't understand the rope knot is too long will, and your tongue is not?
43、一副禽兽样还想装成道貌岸然的君子，真是不要脸！
A pair of animals would also like to pretend the into the gentleman, is really shameless!
44、你以为自己是哈雷彗星，全地球60亿人都要瞻仰啊！
Halley's comet, you think you are all the earth's 6 billion people to visit!
45、有的时候你乐观的像个屁，总以为自己能惊天动地。
Sometimes you optimistic like a fart, always thought oneself can astounding.
46、你到地球来祸害人的话，那就请你登上极乐世界吧！
Did you come to earth evil people, then you can board the nirvana!
47、像**这种可恶的家伙，只能演电视剧里的一陀粪。
Like small three nasty guy, only one tuo excrement in the TV show.
48、人生本无缘，相见易更难，说句心里话，谁不爱钱啊！
For life, it's harder to meet each other is easy to say a word in heart, who do not love money!
49、这么不要脸，这么没心没肺，你的体重应该会很轻吧？
So shameless, so heartless, you should be very light weight?
50、人妖要有人妖的样子，人不人，妖不妖，你去吓鬼啊！
We should have the appearance of the transvestite, people don't people, demon demon, you scare ghost!
51、你像一个傻子般的活着，你就是堕胎失败的最好例子。
You live like a fool, you are the best example of abortion failure.
52、你个损毁亚洲同胞名声的祸害，祖先为之蒙羞的子孙。
You break the scourge of fellow Asian reputation, ancestors shame for posterity.
53、我感觉你像两头猪，因为一头猪已经不能形容你的蠢。
Because I feel you like two pigs, a head of pig have already can't describe your stupid.
54、出问题从自己身上找原因，别一便秘就怪地球没引力。
Out of the question from yourself to find the reason, don't blame a constipation earth's gravity.
55、自己犯贱，还要装无辜，以为自己很有感觉，呸，恶心。
Oneself make mean, also pack innocence, think they have a lot of sense, fie, nausea.
56、你露出半个**不代表你性感，只能说明你内裤买小了！
You show a half ass doesn't mean you are sexy, can explain you buy small underwear!
57、你是第一个让我佩服的，脑袋的和功能脚趾头一模一样。
You are the first let me admire, head of the toes and function the same.
58、你瞧你吧，看背影急煞千军万马，转过头吓退百万雄狮。
You see you, see figure nasty evil spirit hordes, turned to scare off millions of lion.
59、你脑袋被凤姐大腿夹了，大脑豆腐渣，小脑萎缩是了吧？
Your head is feng caught his thigh, brain tofu, cerebellum atrophy yes?
60、你哪家学校毕业的啊？你讨人厌的学位都修到博士后了。
Which school did you graduate from? Degree of unwanted would you fix the postdoctoral.
61、你跟谁俩整那表情呢，我欠你贷款要到期了还是怎么的。
With whom did you two whole that expression, I owe you loans to expire or something.
62、你喷粪之前先想想你自己都干过什么，有没有资格说别人。
You think about yourself before you use abusive language did, eligible to others.
63、你是我见过的容量最大的铅笔盒了，装那么多笔你不累吗？
You is I have seen the capacity of the largest pencil case, don't hold so much you tired?
64、哦，长得不错，怎么没拿你爸妈给你的这身装备去坐台啊？
Oh, good, how didn't take your parents to your outfit to maybe?
65、我们擦肩而过的那一瞬间那么完美，回头你不怕脖子扭到？
We miss that moment so perfect, afraid of his neck to the back to you?
66、有了钱，你还是一样的肤浅；没了钱，能让你变的那么贱。
With money, you still the same superficial; No money, can let you become so cheap.
67、逆风的方向，更适合飞翔，我不怕万人阻挡，只怕自己投降。
Against the wind direction, more suitable for flying, I am not afraid of ten thousand people stop, is oneself to surrender.
68、你能讲文明，讲素质的时候，我想是我再次投胎做人的时候。
Can you speak civilization, about the quality, I think it's time I reborn life again.
69、虽然我长的不是很帅，但小时候也有人夸我左边鼻孔很偶像派。
Although I long are not so handsome, but when I was a child also someone kua I am idolized the left nostril.
70、我很清楚你要弱智起来，一发不可收拾，但我还真想见识见识。
I know you want to be weak-minded, open the floodgates, but I really want to see.
71、别老问别人为什么不愿意理你，因为太稀罕你而不愿意搭理你。
Don't ask someone else why not nice to you, because you and don't want to take a reason you too rare.
72、有娘生没爹养，生来就是出来糟蹋我们人生观价值和世界观的！
Niang born without dad, born out of spoiling our outlook on life values and the view of the world!
73、你说你长得靓，还真没说错，你往马路中间一站，群众眼睛都亮了。
You said you look beautiful, really didn't say wrong, you go to the middle of the road station, the crowd eyes lit up.
74、我只想劝劝你妈，趁早买条链子把你拴起来吧，省得大白天的乱咬人。
There is time, I just want to advise your mother buy chains have you tied up, disorderly bite of province in broad daylight.
75、**，你配有真爱么，今天当这男人的情妇，明天就跑别人被窝去了。
Small three, with a true love you, today when the man's mistress, tomorrow will run other people went to bed.
76、要想争面子，首先回去好好整个容再来吧，别整天一副衣冠禽兽的模样。
To face competition, first of all to have lots of whole let come back, don't be a beast all day.
77、你妈像个老太婆，卖逼卖过母亲河，勇猛双鞭呼延灼，抓住你妈就是壳。
Your mother like an old woman, selling forced selling mother river, intrepid double whip HuYan burning, hold your mama's shell.
